A Man's Guide to Pregnancy: How to live with a Pregnant by John Zakour

By John Zakour

John Zakour is a humor author with a Master's measure in Human habit. He writes the syndicated comedian "Working Daze" and has written a SF trilogy for Daw books. John is living in Geneva, long island.

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12) “Yes, dear, I’m scum. ” 14) “Yes, dear, I’m scum. ” 16) “Yes, dear, I’m scum. ” 18) “Yes, dear, I’m scum. ” 19) “No, dear. ” 36 Finally, after an amount of time that seems at least ten times as long as it really was, your wife will be pretty much dilated and all tuckered out, which means the doctors and nurses will roll her into a delivery room as now she’s safe to deal with. This part of the birth will be the exact opposite of the first. There will be plenty of people around to help you and it will go faster than you can believe.

So traditional showers are good things. There is catch though; a few years ago somebody somewhere thought it might be fun (for some strange reason) to have co-ed showers. That means not only do you miss your sports events, but your wife misses her venting. This is not a good thing. Not only that, but you may have to partake in all sorts of very unmanly types of games often played at these types of events. Luckily, there are a few things you can do to make the day still work for you (and your wife).

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